Yesterday, when I was getting ready for work, I put on my shoes and one of them had french fries in them...... It wasn't my wife because she's pregnant and would've eaten the french fries and most likely would think it's gross to have french fries in your shoes. It wasn't my dog because he too would have been unable to resist the temptation of french fries. Oh, and it wasn't me, because, well... I have better things to do than to play tricks on myself by stuffing french fries in my shoes.
Thanks Molly!